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Blog entry
30/01/2015 - 09:58

A victim of a scam run by two very attractive girls sent this in to help find out where they are hanging out now.

Thanks to Richard for sending this in, we will do our best to help find them for you.

WARNING! SCAM ALERT!

Be on the lookout for this girl and her friend. They are hanging out around Century City and N1 City parking lots.
When you are putting your groceries away they ask you for a ride to McDonald’s.
They are very convincing and very hot!
Once in your car the one takes her clothes off and starts climbing all over you,while she keeps you busy, the other one takes your wallet.
I’ve had mine taken on the 7th,8th, 10th and twice last week, probably two more times tomorrow if I can find them.

Game has wallets for R9.99,but I found some at the Crazy Store for 99c so I bought all they had.

These two harlots not only take your wallet, but you never even make it to McDonald’s so I’ve already lost 13kg’s.

Keep a lookout for them please! ( I find lunch time and around 5:30 the best times but have not seen them for a few days and they ran away the last time I saw them, must have been late for an appointment. Please help)

Blog entry
17/07/2013 - 20:26

This is weird, but interesting!

Can you read this following paragraph? Only 55 people out of 100 can

If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too......

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

If you can raed this add comment 'YES I CAN'

Blog entry
02/05/2013 - 10:36

The story being circulated reads:

AMAZING GIANT SNAKE . Found in the Red Sea that killed 320 tourists and 125 Egyptian diver, and has been the killed by a professional team of elite Egyptian scientists and qualified divers in Egypt. Names of scientists who participated in the process of catching the huge snake were: D. Karim Mohammed, d. Mohammed Sharif, d. Mr. Sea, d. Mahmoud students, d. Mazen Al-Rashidi. And the names of divers who participated in the process of catching the huge snake were: Ahmed leader, Abdullah Karim, fisherman Knight, Wael Mohammed, Mohammed Haridi, spears Alvajuma, Mahmoud Shafik, a full-Sharif. The Snake body has been transferred to in the Egypt morgue at Sharm El Sheikh international animal

REAL OR HOAX?

The images appear to be either Photoshopped, or that of a real snake on a toy truck and photographed at close range giving the appearance of a large snake. The only available images are the 4 included in this article, and all of them are low resolution, making scrutiny of the photos difficult. Many believe the “soldier”

Such a discovery would be headline news around the world, yet no major news organization has reported this snake or the associated killings as reported in the story. The only sites reporting this story are merely repeating the single report, without corroboration. Those who believe the photo point to the fact that Google will return several sites reporting this story. The problem is that all of these sites are merely referencing the lone story about the snake, and none of them are major, reputable news services. A few bloggers repeating a story verbatim is not sufficient proof as to the reliability of the report.

Finally, not a single Egyptian news organization has reported this supposed massive creature and loss of life.

There have been no follow-up stories or photos.

A snake with a size as impossible as this.. is almost certainly impossible. However we thought you should see the pix also. Your comments are welcome

GIANT SNAKE IN THE RED SEA
Blog entry
22/11/2012 - 10:57

Om te voorkom dat 'n haai jou byt, doen die volgende:

Wenk nommer 1 :
Moenie in die see swem nie. Ongeveer 100% van alle haai aanvalle gebeur in groot watermassas, beter bekend as DIE SEE. Proe aan die water. As dit soos sout smaak en as dit branders het, is jy in die see. Draai om en gaan lê liewers onder jou sambreel met 'n drankie. En asb. Nie Castle nie - dit is common.

Wenk nommer 2 :
Swem saam met vet mense. Sorg dat daar ALTYD groot, vet mense saam met jou in die water is. Die kanse dat jy vinniger as hulle kan swem en wegkom, is baie goed.Terwyl ons dan nou op hierdie onderwerp is: ek diskrimineer nie agv van die feit dat ek weet hoe voel dit om soms jou ken te soek tussen jou wange, As jy een van hierdie vet mense is, moet liewers nie in die eerste plek in die water gaan nie. Skuil onder jou sambreel. Of bedek ten minste jou vet as jy nie geseënd is soos Jay of Liani nie. Het jy al ooit gesien hoe word deeg gerol in ‘n broodfabriek? Dis hoe jou lyf kan lyk in ‘n swembroek.

Wenk nommer 3 :
Moenie in die water gaan sonder 'n mes nie. Die mes word gebruik om die swemmer naaste aan jou te steek, indien jy 'n haai gewaar. Sodra hy/sy bloei, swem so vinnig as wat jy kan weg. Die mes is net vir ‘n noodgeval. Die Gautengers van die Bosveld met jou kakie swembroek en hoed, die mes is nie daar om jou naels en toonnaels op die strand te trim nie. Afskuwelik!

Wenk nommer 4 :
Luister noukeurig! Elke haai het 'n temalied - As jy die volgende hoor, swem vir jou lewe : '' Da- dam ... Da- dam ... Da- dam .. '' As dit so klink : '' DADAM- DADAM- DADAM '' - Is jy klaar in jou moer. Ek herhaal hierdie sin vir al die blonde dames met die fake tans: As DA-DAM hard klink en nie sag nie, beteken dit dat die haai naby jou is en jy dalk moet wegkom. Daar is ‘n verskil tussen ‘n haai en ‘n dolfyn.

Wenk nommer 5 :
Moenie paniekerig raak nie. Wees kalm en bly blerrie stil as 'n haai jou byt. Jy is in elk geval klaar in jou moer in en dit gaan jou niks help as jy huil en skree soos 'n maer vark nie. Die ander mense op die strand probeer ontspan en sal dit waardeer as jy kan stil bly. Om iemand soos 'n mal ding te hoor skree en huil terwyl jy probeer ontspan, is vreeslik onaangenaam. Dink aan die kinders en bejaardes en hou op so aansit asseblief. Ja, dit IS vreeslik erg, maar dis baie meer traumaties vir die ander mense om dit te sien en al daai geluide te hoor, so bly net stil asseblief. Daar is in elk geval niks meer wat jy teen DIE tyd kan doen nie want jy het wenke 1-4 nie waargeneem nie.

Mag almal ‘n gelukkige somer op die strand he. Gelukkig sal jul my nie daar sien nie en hou haaie dus geen gevaar vir my in. Ek sit gewoonlik agter jul by die yuppie restaurant langs die strand, onder die sambreel met my lyf bedek en met ‘n lang elegante koue glas.....inhoud alles behalwe Castle. Ek is dalk moeilik, maar ek is nie common nie!

Blog entry
26/06/2012 - 20:43

Parenting quotes

Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. ~Robert Fulghum

“It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.”
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette quotes (French Writer, 1873-1954)

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. ~Josh Billings

Your children need your presence more than your presents. ~Jesse Jackson

AND TO THINK YOU NEED A LICENSE TO FISH??

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Blog entry
27/10/2011 - 14:00

Read below then watch video……….

This guy was just walking into the water, not even ankle deep, and two killer whales just snatched him. No blood. No guts, No mess, just gone!!
Very graphic! He happened to be waving at a friend taking a film of him, and it was his last wave! Suppose his friend hadn't been filming, or even looking in that direction. He was just gone in less than a heartbeat. Too scary............. I think I will think again before getting too close to the ocean waterfron

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Blog entry
16/07/2013 - 08:55

> A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
>
> She was a very good-looking woman an d determined to keep the ranch,
> but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in
> the newspaper for a ranch Hand.
>
> Two cowboys applied for the job.
> One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about
> it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,
> figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
>
> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
> knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and
> the ranch was doing very well.
>
> Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You
> have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You
> should go into town and kick up your heels."
>
> The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.
>
> One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and
> no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon
> entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the
> fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
>
> She quietly called him over to her.
>
> "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling,
> he did as she directed.
> 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
>
> 'Now take off my stockings.' He removed each gently and
> placed them neatly by her boots.
>
> 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly
> watching her eyes in the fire light.
>
> 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did
> as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
>
> Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my
> clothes into town again, you're fired.'
>

Blog entry
07/07/2011 - 20:18

Julius Malema returns a book to the library, bangs it on the counter and yells, "I read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all".

The Librarian looks up and responds: "So you are the one who took the Telephone Directory?"

Story
23/05/2011 - 13:08

A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man below.

"Excuse me," she called, "can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS. "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 10m above a ground elevation of 782m above sea level," he said. "You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said: "You must be a DA supporter!"

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist," everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help."

The man smiled and responded: "You must be an ANC government official."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.

Blog entry
10/01/2011 - 16:51

All of you out there across the globe who have fought so hard to tackle the hideous enemy of our planet, namely carbon emissions, you know .....that bogus god you worship of "Climate Change" or "Global Warming" ... well, I feel it is necessary to inform you of some bad news. It really does pain me to have to bring you this disappointing information.
Are you sitting down?
Okay, here's the bombshell. The volcanic eruption in Iceland, since its first spewing of volcanic ash has, in just FOUR DAYS, NEGATED EVERY SINGLE EFFORT you have made in the past five years to control CO2 emissions on our planet - all of you.
Of course you know about this evil carbon dioxide that we are trying to suppress - it's that vital chemical compound that every plant requires to live and grow and to synthesise into oxygen for us humans and all animal life.
I know, I know ... (group hug) ... it's very disheartening to realise that all of the carbon emission savings you have accomplished while suffering the inconvenience and expense of: driving Prius hybrids, buying fabric grocery bags, sitting up till midnight to finish your kid's "The Green Revolution" science project, throwing out all of your non-green cleaning supplies, using only two squares of toilet paper, putting a brick in your toilet tank reservoir, selling your SUV and speedboat, vacationing at home instead of Bali, nearly getting hit every day on your bicycle, replacing all of your $1 light bulbs with $10 light bulbs ...well, all of those things you have done have all gone down the tubes in just four days.
The volcanic ash emitted into the Earth's atmosphere in just four days - yes - FOUR DAYS ONLY by that volcano in Iceland, has totally erased every single effort you have made to reduce the evil beast, carbon. And there are around 200 active volcanoes on the planet spewing out this crud any one time - EVERY DAY.
Oh, I don't really want to rain on your parade too much, but I should mention that when the volcano Mt Pinatubo erupted in the Philippines in 1991, it spewed out more greenhouse gases into the atmosphere than the entire human race had emitted in its entire 40 MILLION YEARS on earth. Yes folks, Mt Pinatubo was active for over one year - think about it.
Of course I shouldn't spoil this touchy-feely tree-hugging moment and mention the effect of solar and cosmic activity and the well-recognised 800-year global heating and cooling cycle, which keep happening, despite our completely insignificant efforts to affect climate change.
I'm so sorry. And I do wish I had a silver lining to this volcanic ash cloud but the fact of the matter is that the bush fire season across the western USA and Australia this year alone will negate your efforts to reduce carbon in our world for the next two to three years. And it happens every year.
Just remember that your government just tried to impose a whopping carbon tax on you on the basis of the bogus "human-caused" climate change scenario.
Hey, isn't it interesting how they don't mention "Global Warming" any more, but just "Climate Change" - you know why? It's because the planet has COOLED by 0.7 degrees in the past century and these global warming bullshit artists got caught with their pants down.
And just keep in mind that now the same government is in control, you will have an Emissions Trading Scheme - that whopping new tax - imposed on you, that will achieve absolutely nothing except make you poorer. It won't stop any volcanoes from erupting, that's for sure!